Final Resting Spot: Disneyland?
Janitors at Disneyland have a new type of mess to clean up - human remains.
Apparently, an increasing number of people are choosing to sprinkle the creamated remains of their loved ones in the Haunted Mansion attraction and other places around the park.
The custodial deparment at Disney has purchased special vacuum cleaners with HEPA filters to clean up the bone fragments and gritty ashes that were previously human beings.
At the Disney park, they now use the code words "HEPA cleanup" to notify the staff that new human remains have been found in the park.
Look, after I die, if you want to take me on a few roller coasters, that would be great. However, don't leave me there! Tourists get on my nerves so bad.. and I don't want to be left at the happiest place on earth!Â
The ocean or the forest would be just fine, just don't abandon my remains at an amusement park.Â
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Tammy, yeah, can you imagine? I hope I'm never there and hear "HEPA cleanup" come over the intercom!
11/17/07 09:45:25 pm, 