SantasFifty drunk Santas.

The gang of intoxicated old elves trashed a theater in New Zealand. One person who was there with her children to see a movie said that they all barged through the front door at the cinema and started kicking things over, ripping posters down and just destroying everything in general.

They all also seemed to be yelling.. "Ho Fucking Ho" too. So much for being jolly!

So now the kids are all confused. And they probably missed their movie too because the public had to leave so that the fire department could come in and make all the Santas leave. Police also came to the scene, but no arrests were made.

So, yeah, definitely.. these 50 Santas are on the real Santa's naughty list.

2 comments

# Mr. Fabulous Email on 12/24/07 at 21:04
Wow...that had to be the Best Christmas Ever!
# Truthie [Member] Email on 12/25/07 at 01:17
Fab: Nobody parties like Santa Claus.. except maybe 50 Santa Clauses! The fat guy hasn't been here yet, I hope he's not downtown trashing the cinema... or maybe we've just been too bad this year.

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