Absolutely True

I know people who aren't cops do stupid, ridiculous, disgusting things all the time too, but I just like telling you about it so much more when it's a cop.

A former cop in Moorestown, New Jersey and his ex-girlfriend were arrested after being accused of sexually assaulting three underage girls.  Robert Melia and Heather Lewis were each charged with three counts of first degree aggravated sexual assault and one count of second degree sexual assault.

Later, more charges were filed against Melia.  He's now accused of also performing sexual acts with cows.  He now also faces four charges of animal cruelty after purposely and knowingly tormenting an animal.  Investigators say that Melia had the cow perform fellatio on him.

The investigation is ongoing.